Sunday, March 29, 2009


Vince Shlomi(44), better known as the pitch man for a super this absorbent towel and this food chopper was arrested at a hotel in Miami for a violent altercation with a prostitute(26).

According police reports(you can view them here), Shlomi told police he met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub and took her to his $750-a-night room. Shlomi then paid Harris about $1,000 and when he kissed her, she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue.

The affidavit says a bleeding Shlomi ran to the hotel lobby, where security summoned police.

Both were slap-chopped with the silver bracelets for felony aggravated battery.

All I can say is sham-Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww!


  1. Sham-Wowwwwww is right! What a freak-o! I don't know which picture he looks worse in, the advertisement or the mug shot! haha

  2. Great mug shots! I don't know they just sell themselves!

  3. um wow - my bf wanted this too - haha no way no dude.... thanks for stopping at my blog! Looking forward to reading more, xoxo

  4. ahhhahahahahahaha. classic.

  5. Wow...that is interesting... I don't think I'll look at these commercials the same ever again!

  6. LOL @ Jennifer. That's awesome.